Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Welcome back to the boat!

Welcome. And welcome back the the humble home of yours my sweet, dear ol' penguin lovin', SMF playin', picture takin', video recordin' pal o' mine! I wish you the best of luck, oh wait, i did! Welcome Home! I welcome you home with real food, AMERICAN FOOD! Would you like a cheeseburger or you do you like noodles and rice now? I sure hope you haven't converted. That would be a tragic thing in the world that we live in! Oh, the horrors of that night, day, or afternoon! I pray to the one and only God that you stay American and eat your wonderful cheeseburgers! In the glorious name of mine, i say EAT! Eat that cheeseburger like it's your first meal in days, weeks, even leap years!! YES MAN, YES MAN, YES MAN, YES!!! I believe in you my son, my apprentice in training. The fried chi'karda is strong here. I feel its presence, that chi'karda force .... it's strong here, in this little mid-west location of home! Just ask your mother, ask your father, (Insert parental name), may i have a cheeseburger? They can only reply, "Yes my son (or daughter), you may have 2 if you'd like." Did you just get offered 2 cheeseburgers? TAKE IT MAN! Before they change there mind! Scarf that like its the apocalypse and you have no tomorrow! Its food. Real food. What would you do if you knew you were going to die in a healthy condition? Would you crawl in a corner and cry as you pray for forgiveness or are you going to eat a cheeseburger and moan when your stomach feels like it's going to explode? Moment of truth man, what will you do?!! I am here to tell you that it's up to you! Eat the burger or don't, but whatever helps you survive to the end of the day, that's what it takes, im guessin'. Life is a grand adventure, the world is our wonderful playground! It's our God-Given right to enjoy life, limits? Who has limits? people. We dont need limitations, we need friendships, we need happiness, we need equality! But hey, dont rock the boat or you might get thrown off. People thrive on money, politics, policies, RULES! We make rules to make sure people know there is someone better. Better and someone who just does not want to be overthrown. We have to follow rules or its a Game Over. Do not pass Go, Do not collect $200. Life is more then that. It just seems to fit like the pieces to a puzzle. If were here for Rules, what are they? Do you really know? I think were here for a higher purpose, For a reason. Life is Grand, Yes! We should enjoy life, Yes! But is too much really and truly, Too much? If so, when will you know? Before or After its too late? Do you reap the benefits or pay the price? That's deep. Oh so very deep. Eat that burger and i will blog come next post.


  1. Do not worry. Your friend (I call him "Patrick" on my blog to throw off stalkers, and don't use my city name... I just blogged about him) has eaten cheezburgers and Coke products galore in China. He even brought an old pop bottle home and some old McWrappers. They look exactly like American wrappers... except in Chinese.

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  3. This is very interesting. I wonder if they sell cheeseburgers and rice together, lol that would be interesting combo meal!