Friday, June 25, 2010

My computer is defective!

Hello and welcome to a weird day in my history. My computer is defective! Its got some weirdness going on with it that i dont understand. When i go to a website (anyone), my computer will (randomly, not all the time) change the webpage by itself and take me to a survey website OR a advertisement!! Its really annoying when your loading a YouTube video and then the webpage changes... It can get kind of annoying. I ran a malware bytes scan on my computer and it said it was fun. My McAfee Virus Protection has expired and my dad is waiting to get a new Virus Protection, he doesnt like McAfee anymore. Right when i get a virus, my dad wont renew the virus protection. Go Figure. Oh Well, i guess i have to stick it out until he gets the new virus protection software. Thats fine. I will live (for now).

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Hope you dont mind

Hey, Fellow Viewer! Hope you enjoy humor that's gut-busting funny! If your on this blog and not into humor, then your in the wrong place! Click here to leave at once! I hope that if you enjoyed this you will leave me a comment stating "Oh your so skilled at filming videos! I want more films Zach!!" and i would gladly take your request.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Amazing life you have, friend?

Isn't life amazing? You live your life a lone bachelor in the wild, not worrying about anything but your job and your grandma's amazing secret recipe chocolate cake. Life is amazing is it not? Well doesn't your life suck when some hot woman starts talking to you and makes you like them. Then you get into a serious relationship and start to wonder how it happened. How, one year earlier, you were a lone bachelor only having money for yourself. Now you spend all your money on this person who invaded your life, stole your American dream and now sleeps in your guest bedroom! What has life come too?!! Well i am here to tell you that it's ok. The RBCC crew are out there, there waiting for you to call! They have all the answers! Remember to call them when your worried about life's problems, when your date doesn't like you and you actually care, or when your light bulb burns out and you have no extras! There always gonna be there, there watching. No, There not stalkers, but there watching. They can always see what your doing and when your doing it. So be afraid not my dear friends. life is to be enjoyed! If problems do happen, just be glad the RBCC are here to help. Life, my friends, Life. Enjoy Life. Use your limitations, listen to yourself. You know the truth.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Welcome back to the boat!

Welcome. And welcome back the the humble home of yours my sweet, dear ol' penguin lovin', SMF playin', picture takin', video recordin' pal o' mine! I wish you the best of luck, oh wait, i did! Welcome Home! I welcome you home with real food, AMERICAN FOOD! Would you like a cheeseburger or you do you like noodles and rice now? I sure hope you haven't converted. That would be a tragic thing in the world that we live in! Oh, the horrors of that night, day, or afternoon! I pray to the one and only God that you stay American and eat your wonderful cheeseburgers! In the glorious name of mine, i say EAT! Eat that cheeseburger like it's your first meal in days, weeks, even leap years!! YES MAN, YES MAN, YES MAN, YES!!! I believe in you my son, my apprentice in training. The fried chi'karda is strong here. I feel its presence, that chi'karda force .... it's strong here, in this little mid-west location of home! Just ask your mother, ask your father, (Insert parental name), may i have a cheeseburger? They can only reply, "Yes my son (or daughter), you may have 2 if you'd like." Did you just get offered 2 cheeseburgers? TAKE IT MAN! Before they change there mind! Scarf that like its the apocalypse and you have no tomorrow! Its food. Real food. What would you do if you knew you were going to die in a healthy condition? Would you crawl in a corner and cry as you pray for forgiveness or are you going to eat a cheeseburger and moan when your stomach feels like it's going to explode? Moment of truth man, what will you do?!! I am here to tell you that it's up to you! Eat the burger or don't, but whatever helps you survive to the end of the day, that's what it takes, im guessin'. Life is a grand adventure, the world is our wonderful playground! It's our God-Given right to enjoy life, limits? Who has limits? people. We dont need limitations, we need friendships, we need happiness, we need equality! But hey, dont rock the boat or you might get thrown off. People thrive on money, politics, policies, RULES! We make rules to make sure people know there is someone better. Better and someone who just does not want to be overthrown. We have to follow rules or its a Game Over. Do not pass Go, Do not collect $200. Life is more then that. It just seems to fit like the pieces to a puzzle. If were here for Rules, what are they? Do you really know? I think were here for a higher purpose, For a reason. Life is Grand, Yes! We should enjoy life, Yes! But is too much really and truly, Too much? If so, when will you know? Before or After its too late? Do you reap the benefits or pay the price? That's deep. Oh so very deep. Eat that burger and i will blog come next post.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Stupid China!

Why does China have to be so far away and so not close to me! I don't like China for swallowing my friends whole and never returning them back to me (well ... not returning them FULLY themselves again)!! Life really does get boring when your best pal is gone for awhile! The only good thing about school is that i get to see my best friends alot more often! When its summer, winter and/or spring break, i never get to see my pals! Life throws you a fist full of boredom and before you can get up and complain, its already to late! Why do i even bother trying to complain? it does no good. I just wish China was a little closer. Don't people have internet there? isn't there a way to send a telegram or two? maybe even a coded message would be fine! I just don't like China today. I felt alone. I was alone. All day, by myself. Life gets depressing, actually, when your home to long. Technology speeds the day, slightly, but won't make your life the way you want it, just alter it in certain ways (which aren't always so good). China, why are you so far away from me? Don't you have a law where fun is prohibited? Aren't you strict? My rhetorical questions never make it viewer answerable. China should evolve into Pangea again! That way life could go by a little easier. I wouldn't be so lonely all the time, i wouldn't have a reason to be depressed. Maybe i should get a job where i'm not home alot, that way i wont be a home thinking about being depressed as i become depressed. When your depressed, your alone. Nobody likes being alone. At least, not for a long period of time! It messes with you! China, Stupid China! I bet your in your hotel room dancing to some weird game show right now. I wonder what time it is there. Not like it really ever matters anyway. It's not the same there as it is here. Money helps, when your in China. When you buy food in China, i hear it's either gross or amazing. I hope its not gross. When i go to China, i wont be alone. I will bring all my pals and the people who mean the most to me! If i forget someone, i will go back and get them. That's how much my pals mean to me! I will never go to china though. I hate boats that go FAR in the ocean and planes that go in the air. I'm stuck where i am. I don't complain, my bucket list has nothing international in it, so im safe. I hope, if i get married, my wife has nothing international, because i don't want to upset her. If i do, i hope it doesn't make her hate me, i just hope she respect my wishes. She can go alone with some of her friends though! This Post is getting lengthy. Hope that if your reading this, you can excuse some grammatical errors in this post and know that if you need me, you know i wont be in a boat, plane or any moving vehicle. I will be in my city, not bored, but taking life easy and enjoying the life God gave me while i'm here.